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Past Lifetimes

When I was younger, I always imagined that by the time I was the age I am now, 23, I would’ve been discovered. I would’ve been an actress or a musician or something amazing like that. I could sing and I could dance and like every kid out there, I was sure that I was destined to be famous, and that “one in a million” that agencies are looking for.

Do people ever say to you that they were x in a past lifetime? Or if you do y then you were x inLittle Mermaid.jpgAladdin_l.jpga past lifetime? Back in the day, I could’ve sworn that I was a singer, I knew that I was going to be discovered by someone, it wouldn’t be long. The reality of the situation is that I was a tone deaf seven year old who thought they could sing along with things like Aladdin or The Little Mermaid. If you want to make a technical argument, I’m still tone deaf, I’m just no longer seven years old.

So, I think I have all these images of who people are… or were… in a past lifetime. Another example, cutler.jpgis that I’m starting to think that Jay Cutler was related to Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton in a past lifetime. He’s been in the news quite a bit lately and will be traded. I say “will be” like I’m 100% sure, and although I’m probably 97% sure that he will be, there are no guarantees in the issue. I mean, the whole thing could have been avoided if both sides would have been honest and manned up by saying that they both made mistakes and handled the situation wrong. Josh McDaniels seemed to be the one who wanted to make peace, but Cutler instead decided to call the “wha-mbulance” and let down not only his teammates but a lot of Broncos fans in Colorado. He just can’t seem to get over himself and needs to quit acting like a spoiled, rich heiress.

Michelle Obama and Jackie Onassis.jpgI would like to think that Michelle Obama was Jackie Kennedy Onassis in a past lifetime. Unfortunately… the time periods don’t really work there. Maybe we can think of it as Michelle Obama’s time as first lady was Jackie Kennedy’s time as first lady in a past lifetime. I think a lot of people feel that way because of Michelle Obama’s poise, personality, and elegance. Not only was Jackie O incredibly beautiful but she was gifted with intelligence as well. 

Anyway, the point is, after mulling things over for a while, I’m starting to think that one of my favorite players was a model in his past lifetime. Can you guess who?

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Yes, I’m pretty sure that in a past lifetime, Josh Beckett was some sort of model. I mean, what baseball player do you know that poses like that? I kind of just think like the little girl in the end of this commercial:

Ha ha. Super delicious. I find that hilarious. Most guys you see look like this:

Garrett Atkins32.jpgYeah, I have a sweet spot for Garrett Atkins, no one really understands why, they all think he’s really goofy looking. Can’t help myself though.

Kind of like no one really understands my other love affair with Wall-E. It’s become one of myWall-E-HoldingHands.jpgfavorite movies. Like… I’m not a cuddler at all, I’m the personal space type, but that movie is the kind where I can just picture myself being a cuddler. It’s like my would-be date movie. I can’t resist that little robot. 

Anyway, so since I obviously was not a singer in a past lifetime, I’m trying to decide who I was in a past lifetime. Any ideas? And for that matter, who were you in a past lifetime?

  

1. Photo courtesy: www.ew.com 
2. Photo courtesy: www.mouseinfo.com
3. Photo courtesy: www.sportingnews.com
4. Photo courtesy: www.mirror.co.uk
5-10. Photo courtesy: good question, I just have a lot of pictures of Josh Beckett…
11. Photo courtesy: another picture in my arsenal of baseball player pictures
12. Photo courtesy: www.disneydreaming.com

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